Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People
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Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.
"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"
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"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
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"Make it look like natural selection."
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"The guy in the next apartment is a big-game hunter."
A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.
"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."
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Clarinet Playing Hunter
"Bad news, Mitchelson. We're downsizing."
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"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."
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"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"
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"We have a back room that's more cozy, sir."
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"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
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