"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
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"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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"Really, Karen! He's old enough to be your husband."
"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
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"Be honest, babe - do you still find me rich?"
"Meet Sally, the latest in my seemingly unending series of summer blockbusters."
"Can I buy you a house?"
"Looks like old Henderson finally upgraded his search engine."
"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"
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"The reports that he had huge stockpiles of money proved to be untrue."
"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"
"I've got a trophy wife, but she isn't what you'd call first place."
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"You can usually tell how old they are by counting the rings."
"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."
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"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."
"I love how there are still these little pockets of the eighties."
"You promise I won't be the only trophy wife at this thing?"
"Beauty is life's E-Z Pass."
"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."
"Hartford, I think you may still have a wife in this one."
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
"I'm not complaining too much - last year the government took 40% of his income and I took about the same."
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