The Innumerate Seven
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A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."
"Because of you, my darling, I've never had an ulcer. I've never needed a psychiatrist. When I poured out my troubles, you listened. When I ranted and raved, you listened. Thank you, my angel, for listening." "Who listened"
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"O.K., but don't call me again until you have something more specific than 'Life isn't fair.'"
"Of course you could use a damn drink. We all could use a damn drink!"
"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."
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What Went Wrong?
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"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."
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"You're just troubled enough, Herbet. I like that in a man."
"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
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"I know we live in troubled time, but I don't seem to be troubled."
"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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"I just hope I'm not in trouble."
"Just for future reference, save your private heartache for the third or fourth date."