"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
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"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."
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"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
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"What happens if you hit escape?"
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"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"
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"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”
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