"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"I'd like to report some bad guys."
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"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
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"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"You'll be back."
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"How soon do you need these?"
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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."
"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."
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"If they fit, we can return them."
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"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."
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The TROU of the Baroque
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Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.
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Before and After.
"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."
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A man irons one of his pant legs.
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"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."
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"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."
"I'm back in my thin pants again."
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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Waiting for Pants
"I never wore khakis."
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
"Love your jeans."
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