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"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache
"We're going to try to negotiate first."
A Real Pinata Surprise
"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
"Who ordered a pizza?"