Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
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"I'm passing an enormous gasoline truck and you're talking about little 'dee-dee-dee's!"
"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
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How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121
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"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."
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Caution Oversized Books
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Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.
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A man looking at his hat collection considering what he should wear that day.
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Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"
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"You got this."
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