"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."
"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."
"I think I've just met my soul mate."
"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"
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"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
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"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"
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"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
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"Of course it will work, Penny. You're post-feminist and I'm post-chauvinist."
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"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."
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"If it hadn't been for Roxanne I'd be dead or in jail by now. You should see her getaway car."
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"I'm afraid we'll have to call it quits, Irene. I love a parade."
"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."
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"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
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"Before Trixie came along, I was just a vagabond lover."
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"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."
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"But how can you be sure it's real love and not the draft?"