"It lets you hold the President's attention for a few extra seconds before he wants to change channels."
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Trump 2020: Going out on a limb for America
Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom
"Sorry, Mr. President. I'm afraid D Day has nothing to do with your name."
"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."
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"I don't suppose there's another once-in-a-lifetime astronomical phenomenon coming up soon?"
"And another thing . . ."
"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."
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"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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Ivanka & Justin
A border wall that could find bipartisan support
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"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
"It's written in invisible ink."
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Three Reasons That President Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
"While I appreciate that you've turned your book report in early, 'It's about war and peace' doesn't cut it."
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"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."
Arctic Climate Update:
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Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
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"Thank you. Next customer. . ."
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