"I don't suppose there's another once-in-a-lifetime astronomical phenomenon coming up soon?"
"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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"Thank you. Next customer. . ."
"There was a concern that it was reminding the President of John McCain."
The Marriage of Alternative Facts
Sing along with Mueller
"Sure, it's been forty-four days since our last press briefing. . . But honestly, it's because there's just not much to talk about."
How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
The Latest Reason Given For Why We Can't See The President's Tax Returns
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Will.I.Am Barr's Latest CD Drops!
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"Although this does not conclude that the Pharaoh committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him."
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Arctic Climate Update: Unprecedented hot air in a feedback loop is creating both predicted and unexpected changes to the environment that may lead to a rapid unraveling.
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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"Look, I'll tell you you're the fairest if you promise to stop hugging me."
"I'll take it from here."
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"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."
"...but no collusion!"
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"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
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Whine: Person of the Century
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"So, you want to go see that new movie about the fictional insane clown?"