Caption Search | Advanced Search
"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."
"Good question. Yes, we have your best interests at heart."
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
"You know how carried away you can get at these parties, George. The shock collar is for your own good."
"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."