Truth Cartoons

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"I aspired to authenticity, but I never got beyond verisimilitude."

"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."

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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

"Let's stop this before we both say a lot of things we mean."

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

"This detergent sucks."

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"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Don't bother waiting up tonight. I've got my wine-awareness group."

"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"

"I keep the good truth in the back."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

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"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."

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