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"I aspired to authenticity, but I never got beyond verisimilitude."
"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."
"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."
"Needless to say, in the course of redefining myself I've taken certain liberties with the factual record."
"You go ahead, I've got a better idea."
Midwest Nice . . . Truth
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Congressman Blowviatt demands no more sex in the Oval Office
Let's be honest