"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
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evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, flap, flaps, flapping, penguin, penguins, flightless bird, flightless birds, bird, birds, try, tries, trying, try hard, trying hard, antarctica, south pole, fly, flies, flying, hard work, value of hard work"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
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list, lists, blacklist, blacklists, undateable, men, man, date, dating, ciao, annoying habit, annoying habits, cultural appropriation, faux pas, social faux pas, middle-class faux pas, annoying, irritating, trying, tiresom, vexing, my list, my lists, badbook, bad book, bad books, badbooks, middle-class, middle-classes, class"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, mob, mobs, angry mob, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrating, demonstrator, demonstrators, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, governing, centre, center, political spectrum, try, trying, attempt, attempts, attempting, adivsor, advisors, adviser, advisers, courtier, courtiers, advice, political changeMarco Polo Discovers Monosodium Glutamate
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marco polo, discovery, discoverer, discoverers, discover, discovers, explorer, explorers, exploration, history, historical, renaissance, science, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, preservative, preservatives, food, food science, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, msg, m.s.g., monosodium glutamate, test, tests, testing, trying, try, invention, inventions, taste, tasting"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
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politics, world politics, united nations, un, u.n., general assembly, security council, sign, signs, nameplate, nameplates, kiss me, kiss, kissing, country, countries, state, states, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, world peace, co-operation, cooperation, attempt, attempts, attempting, trying, delegate, delegates, representative, representatives, international security, peace, security, order, love, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay"Ah — excellent catsup."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, tasting, trying, catsup, ketchup, condiment, condiments, connoisseur, connoisseurs, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, foodie, foodies, sommelier, sommeliers"They're all trophies for trying."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, trophy, trophies, trophy cabinet, trophy cabinets, trophy case, trophy cases, participation, participation award, participation awards, trying, recognition, award, awards, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life"Of course, if this one flops we're done."
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flop, flops, plan z, fail-safe, fail-safes, plan, plans, planning, plan b, hierarchy, hierarchies, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, executive, executives, planning commission, planning commissions, last ditch, last ditch effort, last ditch efforts, effort, efforts, try, tries, trying"You're warm now, Alec - very, very warm."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, lesson, lessons, kid, kids, child, children, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, addition, sums, doing sums, adding, close, warm, correct answer, correct answers, right answer, right answers, almost there, trying, encouragement, good try, bad at math, bad at maths"I used to be a dog-walker."
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dog, dogs, dog person, dog people, dog lover, dog lovers, dog-walker, dog-walkers, dog-walking, job, jobs, unemployed, fired, fire, fires, firing, let go, clinging on to the past, chat up, chats up, chatted up, chatting up, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, flirted, try, tried, tries, trying, attempt to impress, attempting to impress, irresponsible, responsibility"We've TRIED sun, surf , and sand. Do you have anything in the way of darkness, darkness, despair?"
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travel, travelling, travels, travelled, travel agent, travel agents, sun, surf, sand, holiday, holiday spot, despair, sad, gloomy, darkness, dark, try, tried, tries, trying, option, options, vacation, vacations, holidaying, vacationing, holidayed, vacationed, holiday spot, holiday spots, change, changes, changing, changed, grimDon't Take No For an Answer
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don't take no for an answer, no, negative, negativity, positive, positivity, self-belief, self-esteem, self-actualization, motivation, motivational poster, motivational posters, inspiration, inspirational poster, inspirational posters, persist, persistent, persistence, give up, never give up, giving up, given up, try, trying, try hard, resilient, resilience, stubborn, stubbornness, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, therapy, therapist, therapists"Go and air your pheromones somewhere else."
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pheromone, pheromones, hormone, hormones, air, airs, airing, air out, airs, out, aired out, attract, attracting, attracted, attracts, not working, attempt, attempts, attempting, attempted, try, tries, trying, tried, husband, husbands, wife, wives, not attracted, not interested, no interest, tell him off, told him off, tells him off, telling him off, married couple, married couples, bitter relationship, bitter relationships"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."
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advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, show off, pompous, ostentatious, shows off, showing off, showed off, date, dates, dating, dated, social gathering, social gatherings, impress, impressing, impressed, impressed, try, trying, tries, tried, vaht up, chats up, chatted up, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, flirted, slogan, slogans, marketing tagline, taglines, tagline"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"
"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"
"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
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phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, text, texts, texting, bomb, bombed, bombing, accident, accidents, technophobe, technophobes, drone, drones, text message, text messages, confused, confusing, try, tried, trying, shock, shocked, shocking, remote control drone, remote control drones, old, old age, retiree, new technology, device, devicesA snake attempts to wrap a present
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present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, birthday present, birthday presents, wrapping presents, wrapping, wrap, wraps, wrapped, tying a bow, bow, bows, ribbon, ribbons, tying ribbon, trapped, tangled, trap, tangle, tangles, try, trying, tries, attempts, attempt, attempted, snake, snakesA snake attempts to wrap a present
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present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, birthday present, birthday presents, wrapping presents, wrapping, wrap, wraps, wrapped, tying a bow, bow, bows, ribbon, ribbons, tying ribbon, trapped, tangled, trap, tangle, tangles, try, trying, tries, attempts, attempt, attempted, snake, snakesTrying to grow up.
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street, streets, pavement, pavements, homeless, homelessness, beg, begs, begging, money, grow up, growing up, educate, education, try, tries, trying, expense, expensive, afford, unaffordable, trying, donate, donating, donation, seek, seeks, seeking, charity, plead for, change, changing, changes"I've seen most of Spike Lee's movies, so I know what you must be going through."
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