"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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"We found this in your brain."
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
"Trust me: It's benign."
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"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
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"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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"You really have a great sense of tumor."
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"We found a lumpty."
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"I'm afraid that novel in you will have to come out."
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"Good news, Mrs. Mostyn. Not only is it benign, but it's also herbivorous."
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The Eight Original Dwarves
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