"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."
Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
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"You heard me—turn off that fan."
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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Turning off the idea light.
(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)
"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"
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"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."
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"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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"How To Turn Stuff Off"
Pence retires for the night.