"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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animal, animals, tortoise, old married couple, old married couples, old-married-couple, old-married-couples, giant tortoise, tortoises, giant tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptile, reptiles, old, old age, ageing, aging, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, lifespan, wife, wives, husband, husbands, long life, long-life, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments"My doctor told me to take it easy."
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doctors, turtles, dogs, old men, park, parks, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, pet, pets, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slow lane, slow down, slows down, slowing down, doctor, doctor's orders, doctor's advice, take it easy, taking it easy, chill, chills, chill out, chills out, chilling out, mankoff"My doctor told me to take it easy."
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doctors, turtles, dogs, old men, park, parks, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, pet, pets, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slow lane, slow down, slows down, slowing down, doctor, doctor's orders, doctor's advice, take it easy, taking it easy, chill, chills, chill out, chills out, chilling out, mankoff"So make me an offer."
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turtle, turtles, salamander, salamanders, lizard, lizards, homeowner, homeowners, home buyer, home buyers, home, homes, hunt, hunts, hunting, house, houses, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, shell, shells, exposed, feeling exposed, offer, offers, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, price, prices, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, letting agent, letting agents, real estate agent, real estate agents"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas"Language."
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turtle, turtles, animal, animals, tortoise, tortoises, shell, shells, back, on your back, invert, inverted, struggle, struggling, criticise, criticism, critic, criticize, empathy, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic, metaphor, metaphoricalHare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, book, books, story, stories, character, characters, rest, resting, tree, trees, race, races, racing, read, reading, sport, sports, run, running, runner, runners, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, word play, wordplay, book title, book titles, appropriate book title, appropriate book titles, title, titles, animal, animals"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, reptile, reptiles, relationship, relationships, age gap, age gaps, young, old, younger, older, appropriate, inappropriate, silver fox, silver foxes, questionable, questionable relationship, questionable relationships, dating, older man, younger woman"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involved"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
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sport, sports, race, races, racing, runner, runners, running, preparing, shoes, footwear, running shoes, sneakers, trainers, shoe store, shoe stores, salesman, salesmen, retail, customer, customers, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, animal, animals, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, trying on, fashion"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, transportation, public transportation, vehicle, vehicles, wild, nature, speed, speeding, fast, riding, rider, riders, stowaway, stowaways"This is getting us nowhere!"
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therapist, therapists, therapists chair, therapists chairs, therapy, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, putting up barriers, closing down, closed down, withdrawing, withdraw, withdraw into yourself, retreat, retreating, retreating into yourself, lack of communication, no communication, refuse to talk, pointless endeavour, pointless endeavor, pointless, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptiles, reptile"The service is polite and well meaning, if a little slow."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, waitstaff, service, customer service, slow service, polite, slow, animal, animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
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meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientistsMock Tennial
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baseball, baseball player, baseball players, imitate, imitation, imitation clothing, imitation clothes, modern life, fashion, fake grass, synthetic clothing, synthetic clothes, synthetic fabric, synthetic fabrics, illustration, illustrators, famous illustrator, famous illustrators, mock turtle, mock turtles, crocodile tears, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, alices adventures on wonderland"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."
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turtle, turtles, child development, childhood development, childhood, childhoods, learning curve, learning curves, dressing yourself, getting dressed, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, mother, mothers, motherhood, rites of passage, rite of passage, toddler, toddlers, sea turtle, sea turtles, baby turtle, baby turtles"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
"I'm going to write a figure on this paper. You tell me if it looks like a turtle."
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draw, draws, drawing, drawing contest, drawing contests, art school, art schools, executive, executives, business offer, business offers, turtle, turtles, money, figure, figures, job offer, job offers, hiring officer, hiring officers, hire, hires, hired, personnel, job interview, job interviews, recruitment, recruiting, job recruitment