"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"So make me an offer."
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"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."
"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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"I'm dating a turtle, Hank. If you've got a better cry for help, I'm all ears."
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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
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"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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"This is getting us nowhere!"
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"The service is polite and well meaning, if a little slow."
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
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"Of course, we just call them 'necks'"
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, imitate, imitation, imitation clothing, imitation clothes, modern life, fashion, fake grass, synthetic clothing, synthetic clothes, synthetic fabric, synthetic fabrics, illustration, illustrators, famous illustrator, famous illustrators, mock turtle, mock turtles, crocodile tears, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, alices adventures on wonderland
"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."
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"I'm something of an introvert myself."
"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
"I'm going to write a figure on this paper. You tell me if it looks like a turtle."
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Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.
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