"While you were out."
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"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."
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"Welcome aboard, Parker. Your tusks precede you."
"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."
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"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
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"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
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A walrus's tusks are melting like icicles in the sun
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"now let's try one without the tusks."
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