"It's great for quesadillas."
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"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
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"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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"We've voted you off the island."
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"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."
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"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"
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"My question is for the medical examiner."
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Man takes beach vacation at home.
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Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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"It lets you hold the President's attention for a few extra seconds before he wants to change channels."
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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
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"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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Battle of the Television
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"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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TV the Book
"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
"I blame all the violent cave paintings."
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"I can't bear the suspense, Albert. Would you please put your two cents in right now!"
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"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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"Dad, can you read?"
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"Honey, I'm home."