"It's great for quesadillas."
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"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
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"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."
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"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"
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Man takes beach vacation at home.
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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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Battle of the Television
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"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."
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TV the Book
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
"I can't bear the suspense, Albert. Would you please put your two cents in right now!"
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"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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"Dad, can you read?"
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"Honey, I'm home."
CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."
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"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"
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"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."
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The tanning channel.
"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"
Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
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"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"
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