"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"
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Meet Mr. Twitters.
"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."
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"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"
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"For God's sake! Don't they read the newspapers?"
"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"
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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."
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"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"
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A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.
"Great set of pipes!"
"Who ever told you you could sing?"
"Hold on - I'm in the middle of one of Cher's fascinating political tweets."
"Sing! They're depending on us."
"Pay no attention to Carlson. He's all tweet and no google."
"I don't tweet for the follows I have, son. I tweet for the followers I want."
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"Oh my God with the singing!"
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."
"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."
How to Deal With Trump's Tweets
Trump Civil War re-enactment society
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"The source of all those mystery tweets."
First Tweets of Spring
"Now that was a satisfying tweet!"