"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
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"No, you die first."
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Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"A twist...a twist..."
A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.
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"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"
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"Then don't do that."
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Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
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"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."
Going through the wringer at airport security
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Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...