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"It's not you – it's me and my new boyfriend."
"My wife! The good silver!"
"What I don't, like, get is how she, like, figured out I was, like, having an affair with, like the babysitter."
"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pissed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
"Want to come up to my place and deal with the moral implications."
"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."
"I'm married, but it's not serious."
"It's actually pretty funny – I like the room very warm at night, and he likes to sleep with other women."
"The Senior Prom, the summer in Maine, the crossing on the Aquitania the honeymoon in Cannes! God, Marla, if only it had been you instead of Phoebe Henshaw."