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"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L
"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."
"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."