Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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New Listings From Frustration House.
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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
The New York Review of Weather.
"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."
"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
"The soup of the day is mushroom-barley, but I'd rather talk about the soup of November 6, 1946."
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"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
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"We've been taking a little harder look at journalists lately."
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"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."
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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"
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"Everybody else's problems are better than mine."