Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."
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Hudson River Crouton
"Yeah, I've been in rehub."
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"I've come for your tires."
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"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."
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"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"
"The Michelin stars are for the tires."
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