Need a Great Big Hug.
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
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"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
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"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."
"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."
"They say you're only as old as your face."
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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
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"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."
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'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'
"Declared Victory Garden"
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"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
Tags:man bun, man buns, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, hairstyle, hairstyles, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, ironic, irony, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, ugly, unattractive, any means necessary, emergency, emergencies, faux pas, fashion faux pas, stylist, stylists, beauty, beauty salon, beauty salons, haircut, haircuts, cut, cuts, cutting
"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."
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"I want to catch just enough of the plague to remove these unsightly lines and wrinkles."
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"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
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"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."
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Please pardon our appearance during rennovation
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"The doctor will see you now, warts and all."
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"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."
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"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."
"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
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"So this is why you hide up here at the North Pole all year!!"