Need a Great Big Hug.
"Trust me—sex sells."
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"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."
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"Wilbur is consistently unpleasant-a sort of Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde."
"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
Tags:interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, tacky, tackiness, move, moves, moving, house, houses, home, homes, new house, new home, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, living room, living rooms, family room, family rooms, great room, great rooms, ugly, unattractive, furniture, dining set, dining sets, poor taste
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
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"A man and his choo-choo."
"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."
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"To the nearest barbershop, John."
Tags:beard, beards, marriage, marriages, just married, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, facial hair, attractive, attractiveness, unattractive, control, controlling, controling, condition, conditions, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, regret, regrets, husband and wife, husbands and wives, newlywed, newlyweds, hipster, hipsters
"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"
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"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
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"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
Tags:man bun, man buns, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, hairstyle, hairstyles, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, ironic, irony, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, ugly, unattractive, any means necessary, emergency, emergencies, faux pas, fashion faux pas, stylist, stylists, beauty, beauty salon, beauty salons, haircut, haircuts, cut, cuts, cutting
"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
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"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."
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No Dogs Allowed
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"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."
Tags:hobbies, arts and crafts, hobbyist, hobbyists, mobile, mobiles, upcycling, upcycler, upcyclers, free time, pass time, pass times, unattractive, unattractiveness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"The girl I fell in love with and married was an airline stewardess. An airline stewardess, Marie! Have you forgotten what that once meant to you?"
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"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."
Please pardon our appearance during rennovation
"Actually, I was looking for someone with a prehensile mind."
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"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."
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