Unattractive Cartoons

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"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

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The Swat Team of 15-L

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"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

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"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

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"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."

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"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

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"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."

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"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."

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"To the nearest barbershop, John."

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Cargo briefs

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Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

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"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

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"How would I rate on a scale of one to ten?"

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"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."

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"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."

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"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''

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Need a Great Big Hug.

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"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

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"A man and his choo-choo."

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"Actually, I was looking for someone with a prehensile mind."

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"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

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"The girl I fell in love with and married was an airline stewardess. An airline stewardess, Marie! Have you forgotten what that once meant to you?"

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