"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, banking heist, banking heists, stickup, stickups, sticking up, bad with money, irresponsible, irresponsibility, uncertain, uncertainty, distrustful, untrustworthy, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, overpay, overpays, overpaying
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Tags:appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, demonic, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty
"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
"Are you married to the name?"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, name, names, naming, circle, circles, square, squares, geometry, shape, shapes, wheel, wheels, invention of the wheel, transportation, unsure, uncertain, language, english
"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".
Tags:house, houses, home, homes, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, signs, signage, uncertain, unsure, moving house, moving
"How much do you tip your genie?"
Tags:genie, genies, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, magic lamp, magic lamps, oil lamp, oil lamps, faux pas, uncertain, uncertainty, social awkwardness, socially awkward, expectation, expectations, social expectation, social expectations, social norm, social norms, social obligation, social obligations
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
"For some reason, I'm getting nicer. Where will it end?"
"A possible eureka."
Tags:medicine, chemistry, biology, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, eureka, discovery, discoveries, invention, inventions, innovation, innovations, uncertain, unsure, insecure, double checking, modern science
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
"I know I'm real. I'm not certain about you."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, real, existence, reality, uncertain, confused, confusion
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, fantasies, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband vs. wife, disappear, disappeared, tracking, tracking device, tracking devices, gps, locating device, locating devices, tracker, trackers, buttock, buttocks, technology, implant, implants, implanted, foresight, insecurity, insecure, worried, anxious, uncertain, run away, escape, pet, pets, stay together
"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"
Tags:date, dates, dating, relationships, relationship, valentine's day, valentine, valentines, valentines day, love, loving, gifts, gifting, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate hearts, insurance, insure, insured, buyer protection, buyer protections, retail, retail shop, retail shoppe, retail shoppes, customer, customers, customer service, doubt, doubts, uncertainty, uncertain, relationship trouble, relationship troubles, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, shopping, shopper
The Lawyers of the Jungle
Tags:law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, jurisprudence, legal, rhetoric, legal defense, legal defenses, legal argument, legal arguments, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, jungle, jungles, murder, murderer, kill, killing, homicide, homicides, dead body, dead bodies, mystery, mysteries, law of the jungle, predator, predators, predatory, uncertain, uncertainty, defense team, defense teams, legal defense, legal defenses, play dumb, plays dumb, playing dumb
"We're moving you from payroll to fear and paranoia."
Tags:modern life, office worker, office workers, payroll, salary, salaried, salaries, shift work, shift workers, shift workers, paranoia, paranoid, employer, employers, payroll, unemployment, unemployed, fire, fired, firing, lay off, lay offs, laid off, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, sack, sacked, sacking, uncertain, uncertainty
"I think I can recommend the veal, but at the same time I feel I must caution you against unrealistically high expectations."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, veal, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, high, caution, cautioning, warning, warnings, advising, advice, unsure, uncertain, indecisive, undecided, ambiguous
"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."
Tags:parent, parents, parental advice, advice book, advice books, tip, tips, trick, tricks, hint, hints, reassurance, reassured, self-conscious, self-consciousness, insecure, insecurity, sarcasm, sarcastic, dad, dads, father, fathers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, new parent, new parents, uncertain, uncertainty, raising children, instruction, instructions, instruction book, instruction books
The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.
Tags:christopher columbus, columbus, round, round world, flat, flat world, world is flat, horizon, horizons, horizon line, horizon lines, flat earth, 1492, explorer, explorers, doubt, doubtful, private doubt, private doubts, private thought, private thoughts, nagging doubt, nagging doubts, uncertain, uncertainty, exploration, globe, globes, earth, columbus day
"My plans for the day are uncertain."
Tags:plan, plans, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, uncertain, unclear, retirement, retiree, retirees, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, free time
A Mystery, Wrapped In An Enigma Served On A Bed Of Lettuce
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, unknown, enigma, enigmas, lettuce, bed of lettuce, presentation, confused, uncertain, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, modern life
"Mixed messages? Oh yeah, that is a problem."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, mixed message, mixed messages, mixed signals, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, uncertain, uncertainty, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships
Nightstand for the Self-Employed
Tags:self employed, self employment, self-employed, self-employment, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, anxiety disorder, overworked, overworking, uncertain, uncertainty, working from home, working for yourself, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, monster under the bed, the monster under the bed, insomnia, insomniac, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, exhausted, exhaustion