"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."
Tags:medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, anaesthesiology, anaesthesiologist, anaesthesiologists, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, unconscious, club, clubs, hit, knock out, knocked out, knock-out, knocked-out, put to sleep, patient, patients, prehistoric, cavemen, caveman, cave, caves, history, prehistory, ancient
"What does that one look like to you?"
Tags:freud, freudian, sigmund freud, cloud, clouds, freudian, analyst, analysts, private thought, private thoughts, resemblance, inkblot, inkblots, inkblot test, inkblot tests, rorschach, unconscious, unconscious mind, mind, minds, id, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, hidden thought, hidden thoughts, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers
"He's doing great—he'll be back in a vegetative state in no time."
"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medicine, healthcare, health care, patient, patients, coma, comas, unconscious, out cold, knocked out, sleeping, asleep, sick, ill, sickness, illness, bedside manner, fun, funny, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, marker, markers, doodle, doodles, doodling, draw, drawing, drawings, writing, write
"Sorry about this, but I just ran out of sand."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedroom, bedrooms, sleeping, going to sleep, going to bed, sleep, sandman, sand, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, dream, dreams, dreaming, ran out, sorry, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, psychology, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, knock out, k.o., ko, knockout, unconscious
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"He's waking up! Places, people!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, patient, patients, unconscious, asleep, knocked-out, knock-out, doctor, doctors, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, play, playing, pretend, pretending, act, acting, role, roles, relaxing, relax, mischief, misconduct, malpractice, medical, medicine, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, awake, waking-up, waking up, post-surgery, healthcare, screw around, screwing around, skive, skives, skiving
"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, married life, love, subconscious, conscious, unconscious, excuse, excuses, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, falling out of love
At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
Tags:blotto, very drunk, drunk, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, barmaid, barmaids, alcohol, alcoholic drink, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic drinks, alcoholic beverages, straight up, no ice, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, oblivion, oblivious, unaware, unconscious, intoxicated, intoxication, intoxicating, drunks, customer, customers, customer service, drinker, drinkers, lounge, lounges, shot, shots, double shot, double shots
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."
"Beware of the Rack Rats"
Tags:pack rat, pack rats, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, theft, thefts, rack rat, rack rats, fashion rack, fashion racks, fashionista, fashionistas, come around, comes around, coming around, knockout, knockouts, knock out, knock outs, knocked out, unconscious, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity
"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."
Tags:new york, ny, nyc, new york city, city, cities, urban, city living, city life, urban living, urban life, pedestrian, pedestrians, passer-by, passersby, good samaritan, good samaritans, emergency, emergencies, passed out, unconscious, medical emergency, medical emergencies, alone, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, unconcerned, uncaring, heartless, indifferent, unsolved, disinterested, uninterested, humanity, charity
Tags:freud, freudian slip, freudian slips, unconscious, unconscious thought, unconscious thoughts, slide, slides, sliding, slip, slips, slipping, secret, secrets, thought, thoughts, id, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyze, psychoanalyzes, psychoanalyzing, analyst, analyists, playground, playgrounds, play, plays, playing, recess
"911? My husband's unresponsive."
Tags:emergency, emergencies, 911, emergency services, ambulance, ambulances, medical emergency, unresponsive, out cold, unconscious, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, football, american football, super bowl, football fan, football fans, sports lover, sports lovers, glued to the tv, husband, husbands, wife, wives, sports hater, hate sports, relationship stereotypes
"Sara, have you seen Ken?"