"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
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"The charge is driving without a tree."
"Hey! You're pinching me!"
"I've seen it a thousand times: Child star. Newfound fame. Drug addiction. Rock bottom."
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"How about the eighteenth? That's the day my electronic anklet comes off."
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"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."
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"What makes him the bad cop is that he's in the wrong interrogation room and he just gave you my doughnut."
"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the hair judge."
"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"
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"I'm going to jail Hargraves. You can let go of my coat tails."
Quality of Life Crime
"The perp walks are killing us."
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"That's three counts of attempted burger."
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Employee of the Month
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"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"
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"I'm shocked! he had a resumé as long as your arm."
"I'm sorry, he's not in right now but he'll get back to you as soon as he makes bail."
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"I punched way, way too far up."
"I was going to use a voodoo doll, but decided to skip the middleman
Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint
"Frisk him, knock him around a little, steal his money, plant the evidence on him, and then read him his rights."
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"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."
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