"Never, ever do that again!"
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"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."
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"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."
"Take three thousand Tylenol and call me in the morning."
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"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
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"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
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"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."
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"We can't take him without you putting him in a plastic sack."
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"…and that's how I came to kill this bear during my summer vacation."
"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."
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"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."
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