"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."
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"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."
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“I roamed the world trying to find myself, and then I came home and discovered happiness right here in my own back yard.”
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"It could have been worse."
"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
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"A four-star general must be a very good general indeed."
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"I'm picking up a negative vibe."
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The Boy who Cried Sheep
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"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"
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"I'm about to enter an area of poor reception."
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"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."
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"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."
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"I don't like the looks of this!"
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"Anyway, I bet there's a book in it."
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Stabbed in the Back