"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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"I guess this is me."
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"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
Sharkman to the rescue!
"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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"Right here is good."
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"Nice lip piercing."
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"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"
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Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
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"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."
Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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"They tell me I have a firm consistency and a mild flavor. How about you?"
"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."
“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
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"Hi, Honey, I think I'm home."
"We usually have a light breakfast, then a feeding frenzy in the early afternoon, and that's it for the day."