"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, talking shark, talking sharks, food, feeding frenzy, feeding frenzies, snack, snacks, snacking, health, healthy diet, healthy diets, dieting, diet, diets, eating habits, unhealthy, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, unhealthy eating habits, healthy eating habits, eating healthy, healthy eating, recommendation, recommendations, suggestion, suggestions, advice, pay attention to what you eat, watching weight, counting calories, overeating, overweight, obesity, obesity crisis"I guess this is me."
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shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, office block, office blocks, ocean, sea, underwater, corporate environment, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, elevator shaft, lift shaft, lift shafts, elevator shafts, fish, fishes"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, shark attack, shark attacks, serving, service, humanity, cull, culls, culling, weak, sick, surfer, surfers, surfing, sport, sportsSharkman to the rescue!
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superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, animal, animals, shark, sharks, fish, predator, predators, prey, food chain, food cycle, circle of life, eating, bone, bones, rescuing, saving, rescue, rescues, food, nature, underwater"I've been thinking about getting a snail."
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fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, fish tank, fish tanks, pet, pets, pet fish, pet snail, sea snail, sea snails, snail, snails, underwater, underwater creature, underwater creatures, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, climate change, global warming, sea level, sea level rise, underwater, tweet, tweeting, social media, social media post, climate change denier, cliamte change denial, science denier, science denial, trump administration, hoax, truther, truthers, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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herring, herrings, fish, fishes, dating, date, dates, daughter, daughters, parent, parenting, parental, marriage, married, marrying, fiance, fiancee, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, water, under water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, marine, marine life, aquatic, family, families, money, wealth, employment, employed, true love, love"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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shark, sharks, fish, fishes, teeth, tooth, dental, dentist, clothes, beach, beaches, underwater, aquatic, aquarium, fishing, marine, marina, swimming, swim, swims, jaw, fashion, fashions, eat, eating, danger, dangerous, dangers, dangerous waters, beware of shark, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, shark, sharks, underwater, ocean, sea, summer, summertime, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist season, travel, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, vacationer, vacationers, holiday-goer, holiday-goers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, summer people, ignore, ignoring, strange, unusual, dumb, sucker, suckers, season, seasons, seasonal, swimming"No."
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animal, animals, fish, goldfish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, outlet, outlets, socket, sockets, electricity, underwater, water, electrical, plug, plugs, danger, dangerous, risky, electrocution, lamp, lamps, no, safety, unsafe"Right here is good."
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animal, animals, talking animal talking animals, fish, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, stop, stops, stopping, underwater, ocean, sea, amphibious, amphibious vehicle, amphibious vehicles, customer service, service"Nice lip piercing."
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animal, animals, fish, talking fish, talking animal, talking animals, underwater, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, fishhook, fishhooks, fish hook, fish hooks, bait, the one that got away, lucky escape, escaped, lip, lips, lip piercing, lip piercings, piercing, piercings, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionable, trendy, styling, fad, trend, problem, problems"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
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real estate, estate agent, estate agents, home buyer, home buyers, buy a house, buying a house, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, stoop, stoops, ritual, rituals, morning ritual, morning rituals, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage payment, mortgage payments, underwater, bill, bills, stress, stresses, realistic, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, showing off-show-off, show-offs, attracting a mate, biology, science, predator, predators, prey, food, big mouth, mouth, mouth, opening wide, big mouth bass, impressing, impressive, impress, ego, vain, vanity, manly, men, man, women, woman, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic compliment, sarcastic compliments, complimenting"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, eating, dining, thai restaurant, thai restaurants, thai food, dinner, dinners, diner, diners, underwater, restaurant concept, restaurant concepts, innovative, innovation, innovations, creative, modern life, modern restaurants, concept restaurant, concept restaurants, unusual, strange, best in the city, bestMessage in a bottle being read by a fish
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animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, underwater, fish, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, smoking, bad habit, bad habits, smoker, smokers, unhealthy, health, fitness, tobacco, giving up, negative thinking, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, negative"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
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fishing, fishes, reverse fishing, subvert, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, inversions, reverse, reversed, reversal, fish, sea monster, sea, monster, aquatic life, reptiles, reptile, underwater, monstrous, reel him in, hooked, fishhook, fish hook, hook, baits, bait, baiting, baited, fishermen, fisherman, deep sea, memePirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, professions, diving, diver, divers, swimming, swim, swims, treasure, treasure chest, treasures, treasure chests, dives, desperate measure, desperate measures, historical, historically, underwater, under water"They tell me I have a firm consistency and a mild flavor. How about you?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, food, firm, consistency, texture, flavour, flavor, mild, meat, underwater, description, descriptions, seafood, menu, menus, restaurant, restaurants“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
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cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills"We usually have a light breakfast, then a feeding frenzy in the early afternoon, and that's it for the day."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, feeding frenzy, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, eating, dining, breakfast, light, afternoon, eating habits, diet, diets, ocean, sea