"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing"Welcome to the after-party."
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hell, hellish, underworld, the underworld, death, dead, dying, devil, devils, demon, demons, the devil, religion, religious, religious imagery, imagery, christian, christian ideals, party, parties, after party, after-party, age, ageing, aged, play on words, word play, word-play, afterlife, after life, sins, consequences, vice, vices"You'll be in charge of the music down here."
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bagpipe, bagpiper, piper, pipers, bagpipes, hell, hellish, devil, devils, music, musicians, musical, dj, disk jockey, disc jockey, maestro, maestros, satan, satanic, lucifer, the devil, demon, demons, underworld, under world, the depths, horrible sound, sounds, noise, noises, religious imagery, religions"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoons"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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orpheus, eurydice, myth, myths, mythology, mythologies, tale of orpheus, underworld, underworlds, new yorker, new yorkers, new york, new york city, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, resort, resorts, don't look back, look back, looking back, suburb, suburbs, move, moves, moving, move away, moving away, social status, social statuses"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"
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human rights, satanic rights, right, rights, political rights, constitutional rights, satan, devil, devils, demon, demons, newspaper, newspapers, morning news, broadsheet, broadsheets, legal rights, political constitution, hell, hades, underworld, minority, minorities, representation, ignored minority, overlooked minority, excuse, excuses"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sins, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworld"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
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fire, fire safety, fire-safety, underworld, sins, health and safety, health & safety, after-life, afterlives, hell, satan, satanic, devil, devils, hades, afterlife, underworld, death, dead, die, died, dying, demon, demons, religion"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls'Be My Valentine'
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myth, myths, myth of sisyphus, sisyphus, sisyphus myth, boulder, underworld, hill, meaningless, meaningless task, sisyphean, sisyphean task, valentines, valentine, couple, couples, love, tough love, loving, gift, gifts, pointless gifts, cycle, cyclical, consumerism, scorned, husband, husband and wife, wife, housewife, fishwife, nag, nagging, house wife, high standards, marriage, married"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, the creeps, bars, bar fly, heart to heart, honest, open up, opening, opening up, vulnerable, vulnerable, masculinity, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drink, drinking, drown, sorrows, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
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underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrowGrim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapersdeath, dead, life after death, afterlife, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls, tip, tips, tipping, tipping jar, tipping jars, tip jar, tip jars, gratuity, gratuities, religion, religiousGoing to Hell?
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agentsDeath Takes A Time-Share
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, time share, timeshare, time-share, holiday, holidays, holiday home, beach house, sea front, beach hut, summer house, summer home, vacation home, vacation, vacations, out of office, on leave, relax, relaxes, relaxing"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern lifeSailing on the River Styxx
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river styxx, sailing, sailing boat, sailing boats, windsurfing, windsurfer, windsurfers, windsurf, watersport, watersports, water sport, water sports, water-sport, water-sports, charon, river acheron, greek mythology, hades, underworld, demon, demons, devil, devils, afterlife, greek myth, greek myths, afterlivesDevil's Fireplace
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devil, devils, demon, demons, fireplace, fireplaces, fire, fires, hell, hades, underworld, afterlife, afterlives, sins, punish, punished, punishing, eternal punishment, eternal punishments