Tags:heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected
Tiny Mouse Hole
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"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."
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"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"
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"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."
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"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
"Simply put, Marcia, I want to be your President."
Tags:proposal, proposals, marriage proposals, proposing, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigns, political candidate, political candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, unexpected, canvassing, political canvassing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, shmooze, persuade, persuading, persuasive, persuasion
A train's dining car is a diner.
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Tags:left, leftover, left over, leftovers, left overs, over, food, foods, food cart, cart, carts, street cart, streetcarts, unexpected, street food, street-food, grandmothers, grandma, mother, mothers, mom, mum, home-cook, home-cooked, homecook, home cook, home cooked, home cooking, home cooks, homecooked, push cart, pavement, sidewalk, side walk, family, family values
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."
Tags:food, word, words, word play, play on words, charity, charitable, charities, charity case, eating, eat, eats, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, money, donate, donations, donation, donated, donating, social, social responsibility, unexpected, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, business, suits
"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."
Dog joins the busking instead of attacking
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"Hi! Im the bluebird of death."
"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."
"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."
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"Darling, let's get divorced."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, timing, bad timing, no warning, out of the blue, sudden, unexpected, date night, date nights, unromantic
"How's my praying?"
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