Unfair Cartoons

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."

"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."

"Actually, Lou, I think it was more than just my being in the right place at the right time. I think it was my being the right race, the right religion, the right sex, the right socioeconomic group, having the right accent, the right clothes, going to the right schools..."

"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."

"Come now, give the system a chance."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

Professional Courtesy:"Life in prison, but as you're an attorney, sentence suspended."

"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."

"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

"Want to hear about my day?"

"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."

"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"It's not that I don't like the job you're doing—it's just that I'd like to start seeing other people do it."

"I'm told that you respond very well to intimidation."

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."

Pay Toll 500 ft

"Why does he always get to be the boy?"

"Does anything die and become dessert?"

"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."

Subcontracts with America.

"My client demands that he be treated no better than any other celebrity."