"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"God,...you are colorblind."
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"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
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The Triumph of Substance Over Style
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"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."
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"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."
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Undercover Fashion Police
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"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."
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"Harvey's staying with shoulders."
"Desire, thy name is Sansabelt."
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"I'm sick of you, Henry. I'm sick of you, and I'm sick of denim!"
"That's a plumage don't."
Fashionistas vs Garmentos
Yin & Yang in Cleveland
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Who will where it best?
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"Well, what do you think?"
"Now don't you feel silly for getting those in prescription."
"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."
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A Businessman in a camo suit
"You're the only guy I know who didn't cut off his ponytail after the dot com bust."
2005 vs 2019
"I sometimes wonder how we ever managed without a trade deal with Oklahoma."