Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."
"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"
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"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."
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A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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"I'm allergic to the sun."
"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"How come I never see that smile?"
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"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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"I suppose one could say that stress is an inescapable part of the human condition."
"I understood it was to be appropriately garnished."
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"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
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"I'm starting to wonder if my story is ever going to be uplifting."
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"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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"The problems will remain the same, but apparently they get wordier and wordier."
"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."
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"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"
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"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"
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"Miranda is in a lot of pain over the attitude of her cat."
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