Unhappy Cartoons

Unhappy Cartoons

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"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

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"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

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"I suppose one could say that stress is an inescapable part of the human condition."

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Career Progression Ladder

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"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

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"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."

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"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."

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"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

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"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."

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"Why is it that when you're not unhappy everyone else has to be not unhappy?"

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"The surprising thing is that Flaubert, who was a man, actually got it."

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A man shoots cupid with an arrow.

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What They Brought to the Table

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"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

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"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."

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"You're never going to be happy if your only definition of success is Heaven."

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"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"

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"When I lost my sense of humor, I lost my sense of compassion, which is how I got where I am today."

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"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

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A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

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"I'll be straight with you. I was put on this planet to make your life miserable."

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"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."

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"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

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"That's a photo of me when I wanted this job."

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Creator's Remorse

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