Unhappy Marriage Cartoons

Unhappy Marriage Cartoons

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Unhappy Marriage cartoon

"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."

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"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

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"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."

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"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."

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"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

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"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."

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"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

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"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

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"Stop looking so married!"

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"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

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"I've lost track. Are you unhappy because I said you were making me unhappy or is it the other way around?"

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"Why can't you take out a full-page newspaper ad and tell everyone how happy we are?"

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To keep himself occupied, Walter was always finding little projects around the house.

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"I'm going out for a loaf of bread, dear-never to return."

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"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

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A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.

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"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

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"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

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"You've changed, Howie."

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"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

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"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"

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"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

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