Unhappy Marriage Cartoons

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

"I don't like him."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"How come I never see that smile?"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I am not having this conversation again."

"You've changed, Howie."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."

"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, always together... but are the really happy?"

"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."

"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"

"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"

"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."

"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."

"I try neither to encourage nor to discourage Pookie."

"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."

"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"

"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."

"Life Without Parole"

"You're eating it, but you're not savoring it."