Unhappy Marriage Cartoons

"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC32862
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2114x1752 pixels (unwatermarked)
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race, races, racial issue, racial issues, marriage, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, spousal dispute, disputes, spousal disputes, marriages, interracial marriage, interracial marriages, spat, bickering, domestic, domestic arguments, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, racism, racist, racists, discord

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC27747
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2977x2289 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lobotomy, lobotomies, operation, operations, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, therapy, couples therapy, toxic relationship, toxic relationships, unhappily married, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, senseless

"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC123431
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5254x5421 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sexless marriage, sexless marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappily married, sexual compatibility, incompatible, fantasy, fantasies, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, unfaithful, temptation, temptations, desire, desires, sexual appetite, sex drive

"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39752
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1985x1661 pixels (unwatermarked)
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unhappy, marital fight, marital fights, husbands, love affairs, relationships, jealousy, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, argument, arguments, disagreement, disagreements, long term relationship, long term relationships, comfort, comforts, comforting, overlong, mankoff

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC24925
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2289x1836 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationships, marriage, men, women, business, management, sexless, sexless marriage, sexless marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappily married, crazy schedule, crazy schedules, consummate, consummates, consummating, honeymoon, honeymoons, working marriage, working marriages, modern marriage, modern marriages, mankoff

"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29704
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2899x1969 pixels (unwatermarked)
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age, old, death, gravestones, relationships, marriage, law, cemeteries, divorce, death, marriage, posthumous, annulled, annulment, annul, annuls, widower, widowers, graveside, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, mankoff

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC136766
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4499x4810 pixels (unwatermarked)
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correct, correction, corrections, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar police, spelling and grammar, bother, bothered, bothersome, nosy, nosiness, mind your own business, butt in, butting in, interrupt, interrupting, patronizing, patronising, patronize, patronise, unhappy, unhappy marriage, marriage, married life, couple, couples, dating, relationship advice, monitored, surveillance, watched, wife, wives, woman, women, divorce, problems, red flag, red flags, warning signs, ironic, irony, privacy, internet privacy, spellcheck, privacy policy, privacy policies, online privacy

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC34827
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3679x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
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painter, painters, painting, biographer, biographers, biography, picasso, pablo picasso, huffington, arianna huffington, stassinopoulos, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists, scathing, critique, critiques, critiquing, criticism, criticisms, criticise, criticising, criticize, criticizing, artist, artists, husband, husbands, wife, wives, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages

"Stop looking so married!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC34352
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2064x1904 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, marriages, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, depressed, depression, bored, boring, glum, listless, variety, lack of variety, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, mask, masks, veneer, veneers, happy, happiness

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC136092
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3036x2089 pixels (unwatermarked)
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masked intruder, masked intruders, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, wife, wives, husband, husbands, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murder plot, murder plots, mariticide, mariticides, marital problem, marital problems, crime, crimes, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages

"I've lost track. Are you unhappy because I said you were making me unhappy or is it the other way around?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134457
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4601x3404 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fights, marital, arguments, marriage, husband, spouse, spouses, row, rows, fighting, fight, argument, argue, argues, arguing, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappily married, lose track, loses track, losing track, depression, depressed, mankoff

"Why can't you take out a full-page newspaper ad and tell everyone how happy we are?"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC28255
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2035x1788 pixels (unwatermarked)
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newspaper, newspapers, newspaper ad, newspaper ads, advertisement, advertisements, anniversary, anniversary present, anniversary presents, gift, gifts, full-page ad, full-page ads, happy, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, marital dysfunction, dysfunctional, relationship, relationships, ignore, ignored, neglected, neglected wife, neglected wives, spousal neglect, grand gesture, grand gestures

To keep himself occupied, Walter was always finding little projects around the house.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28556
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2892x2262 pixels (unwatermarked)
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project, projects, occupied, bored, boredom, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, build a wall, building a wall, walls of jericho, retired, retired husband, retired husbands, closed-off, standoffish, wife, wives, resentment, resent, resentful, sexless marriage, sexless marriages

"I'm going out for a loaf of bread, dear-never to return."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC34654
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2488x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
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walk out, walks out, walking out, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, tip your hand, tipping your hand, giveaway, giveaways, unsurprising, unexpected, divorce, divorces, leave, leaves, leaving, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, errand, errands, never to return, grocery, groceries, grocery store, leave forever

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC138048
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3055x3242 pixels (unwatermarked)
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secede, secedes, secession, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walking out, apology, apologies, leave, leaves, wife, wives, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, split up, splitting up, last straw, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, ex-husbands, civil war, american civil war, federal government, federalism, union

A cat walks out, leaving a man in a ball of yarn.

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC139859
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3000x2942 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cat, cats, walk out, split up, divorce, break up, broke up, broken up, breaking up, divorces, divorced, split, marriage, unhappy marriage, run away, moving out, move out, relationships, stuck, trapped, trap, hairball, hair ball, fur ball, fur, tied up, pet, pets, owner, pet owner, yarn, coughed up

"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC41044
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1800x2080 pixels (unwatermarked)
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unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC23968
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4377x3313 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, pre-nup, pre-nups, pre-nuptial agreement, pre-nuptial agreements, family law, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, gardener, gardeners, plant lover, plant lovers, potted plant, potted plants, greed, anger, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, custody

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC44198
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2785x2237 pixels (unwatermarked)
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, uncomfortable silence, uncomfortable silences, empty room, empty rooms, silence, silence, silences silences, awkward silence, awkward silences

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC134420
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4513x3307 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, businessmen, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laid-off, fired, out-of-work, unemployed, unemployment, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family, families, kids, kids, child, children, work-life balance, bright side, looking on the bright side, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic, bad luck, misfortune

"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC31791
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2291x2149 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, hearing, hearings, divorce hearing, divorce hearings, family law, family court, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, literature, children's story, children's stories, rabbit, rabbits, wedding, weddings, wedding vow, wedding vows, book, books, quote, quotes

"You've changed, Howie."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC44792
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2000x1869 pixels (unwatermarked)
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skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, neglect, negligence, negligent, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, abandoned, forsaken, abandonment, forsake

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC43549
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2793x1485 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, crime, injure, injury, injuries

"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC76375
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1857x1548 pixels (unwatermarked)
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make conversation, making conversation, small talk, chat, chats, chatting, married life, married lives, marriage, marriages, long marriage, long marriages, wordless, wordlessness, drab, miserable, misery, bad marriage, bad marriages, somber, depressed, depressing, depression, quiet, unhappy, unhappiness, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, silence, sit in silence, sits in silence, sitting in silence, couple, couples, old couple, old couples

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC120702
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3000x2428 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eskimo, eskimos, snow, word for snow, words for snow, myth, myths, boas, franz boas, split, splits, split apart, splits apart, splitting apart, growing distance, growing distances, date, dates, dating, long term relationship, long term relationships, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, distance, distances, distant, marriage, marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, difference, differences