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Unhappy Marriages Cartoons
Unhappy Marriages cartoon 1 of 83
"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, injure, injury, injuriesUnhappy Marriages cartoon 2 of 83
"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."
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race, races, racial issue, racial issues, marriage, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, spousal dispute, disputes, spousal disputes, marriages, interracial marriage, interracial marriages, spat, bickering, domestic, domestic arguments, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, racism, discordUnhappy Marriages cartoon 3 of 83
"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakupsUnhappy Marriages cartoon 4 of 83
"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, fashion, fashion sense, clothing, clothes, men, man, wear, wearingUnhappy Marriages cartoon 5 of 83
"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, family law, shot, gun violence, gun crime, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, patient, patience, no patience, ran out of patience, moral relativism, yo, annoying, bothering, anger, upset, angry, frustrated, frustrationUnhappy Marriages cartoon 6 of 83
"I am not having this conversation again."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, greek, greece, ancient greek, myth, myths, mythology, greek mythology, legend, legends, sisyphus, sisyphos, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, hill, hills, uphill, rolling, sisyphean, tiresome, repetitive, irritating, exhausting, futile, pointless, fruitlessUnhappy Marriages cartoon 7 of 83
"You've changed, Howie."
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skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, neglect, negligence, negligent, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, abandoned, forsaken, abandonment, forsakeUnhappy Marriages cartoon 8 of 83
"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memoriesUnhappy Marriages cartoon 9 of 83
"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, death, death threat, death threats, threat, threats, threatening, death ray, death rays, laser, lasers, laser gun, laser guns, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, coming home, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversationsUnhappy Marriages cartoon 10 of 83
"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."
Unhappy Marriages cartoon 11 of 83
"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."
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couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, ball and chain, modern life, modern attitudes, blame, blaming, pass the buck, pass the blame, passing the blame, passing the buck, getting blamed, getting the blame, unreasonableUnhappy Marriages cartoon 12 of 83
"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, always together... but are the really happy?"
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dinner, dinners, dinner time, dinner times, peas and carrots, veg, vegetables, big question, big questions, the big questions, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationshipsUnhappy Marriages cartoon 13 of 83
"Oh, filled with hopeless longing. And you?"
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couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, unhappy, unhappiness, unhappy people, sad people, unhappy person, unhappy person, longing, filled with longing, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, phonecall, phonecalls, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, depressed, depressive, depression, gender issues, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, living together, cohabit, cohabitation, land line, landline, land lines, land linesUnhappy Marriages cartoon 14 of 83
"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, ex, exes, former, previous, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, revenge, getting revenge, getting even, unlisted, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, number, numbers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, sold, technology, modern lifeUnhappy Marriages cartoon 15 of 83
"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tomato, tomatoes, tomato plant, tomato plants, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, care, caring, energy, no energy, emotion, emotions, feeling, feelings, drained, leftover, left over, nothingUnhappy Marriages cartoon 16 of 83
"I try neither to encourage nor to discourage Pookie."
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encourage, encouraging, encourages, discourage, discouraging, discourages, indifference, indifferent, indifferent relationship, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, married couple, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, disparaging relationship, disparages, disparaging, belittle, belittlingUnhappy Marriages cartoon 17 of 83
"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, court, courts, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, sentence, sentences, sentencing, punishments, capital punishment, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences, justiceUnhappy Marriages cartoon 18 of 83
"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."
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booze, boozer, boozers, boozehound, boozehounds, barfly, barflies, husband, husbands, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad news, bearer of bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shoots the messenger, shooting the messenger, spouse, spouses, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious, honest, honesty, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeep, barkeepsUnhappy Marriages cartoon 19 of 83
"Life Without Parole"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, parole, life without parole, sentence, sentences, life sentence, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, imprisonment, trapped, stuck, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, metaphor, metaphorsUnhappy Marriages cartoon 20 of 83
"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."
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eskimos, snow, word for snow, words for snow, myth, myths, boas, franz boas, split, splits, split apart, splits apart, splitting apart, growing distance, growing distances, date, dates, dating, long term relationship, long term relationships, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, distance, distances, distant, marriage, marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, difference, differencesUnhappy Marriages cartoon 21 of 83
"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"
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shopping, shopper, shoppers, market, markets, fruit, vegetable, face, faces, head, heads, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, ex, exes, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, former, previous, familiar, similar, memory, memories, reminder, reminders, lover, loversUnhappy Marriages cartoon 22 of 83
"Should we halfheartedly try to relate?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, relate, relating, halfhearted, try, try to relate, empathy, empathise, empathize, empathizing, empathisingUnhappy Marriages cartoon 23 of 83
"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, hearing, hearings, divorce hearing, divorce hearings, family law, family court, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, literature, children's story, children's stories, rabbit, rabbits, wedding, weddings, wedding vow, wedding vows, book, books, quote, quotesUnhappy Marriages cartoon 24 of 83
"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"
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make conversation, making conversation, small talk, chat, chats, chatting, married life, married lives, marriage, marriages, long marriage, long marriages, wordless, wordlessness, drab, miserable, misery, bad marriage, bad marriages, somber, depressed, depressing, depression, quiet, unhappy, unhappiness, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, silence, sit in silence, sits in silence, sitting in silence, couple, couples, old couple, old couplesUnhappy Marriages cartoon 25 of 83
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
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unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudianMore cartoons with the keyword 'unhappy marriages'