"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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"I'm retaining doughnuts."
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"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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"At least the peasants are fat and happy."
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"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
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"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"
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Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"
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"Dear Santa, Enjoy the fat-free cookies, although you don't strike me as health-conscious."
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"You don't get water retention, dear. You get pizza retention."
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Good cop, bad cop
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