Uni Cartoons

"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"

"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

"English lit-how about you?"

"I don't think that Bart Giamatti is actually going to play baseball, Miles. I believe he's going to more or less be on the management side."

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

Rhode Island School of Desire

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Ann tells us you experimented a little with light beer in college."

"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"Frances tells me you're a communications major."

"Cheer up, Nicole! What does Princeton know? Say, you got any plans for that last bit of cobbler?"

Medical Arts Building

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."