"We've voted you off the island."
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
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The Unicorn in the Garden
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"Unicorns do exist!"
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"Do our rainbows and unicorns mean nothing to you, Renee?"
"Better imaginary than extinct."
"No, neither of us is real. You're just really stoned."
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"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"
"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."
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