Uniform Cartoons

"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."

"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"

"General Torrentine is for when we want something a bit more spontaneous than a measured response."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."

General U.S. Grant Displays Rare Emotion At Appomattox.

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"They're all for staying out of trouble."

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"

Input From The Front Office

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"I got that one for being a good boy."

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"It's a poor heart that never rejoices!"

"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."

Ace Uniform Co. Inc.

After school club

Perception

"You'll find everything here, Comrade—your American passport, Social Security number, birth certificate, driver's license, and Diners' Club card."