"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."
"Get a life."
David Blaine, Age 60
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"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
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"Hold that thought—I've just got two chapters to go."
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"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
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The Three Graces
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"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
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$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!
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"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"
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"If music be the food of love, shut up."
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"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."
"A writer? Fantastic! I wish I had time to write."
"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."
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"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"
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"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."
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"You're the woman of one of my dreams."
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"Ooh, we're so impressed."
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"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."
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First Cynic in Space
"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"
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"If everybody was such a workaholic during the eighties, why is everything they did falling apart in the nineties?"
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