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"I can feel the baby kicking."

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"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

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$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

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Lifetime Achievement Awards

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David Blaine, Age 60

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"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."

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"The dirt is imported."

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Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

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Marilyn Manqué

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"Do you have any other strengths?"

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"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

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"I don't actually speak them, but I know the names of lots of languages."

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"Hey, that's a cat trick."

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"In a business setting with lots of underline nodding in agreement I'm very persuasive

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"Get a life."

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"But you can call me wife."

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"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

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First Cynic in Space

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"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

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"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"

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"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

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"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."

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"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

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"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

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"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"

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