Uninterested Cartoons

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."

"Sounds like a heart attack. Tell him to take two aspirin and call my office in the morning."

"I want you to play a bigger role in the day-to-day operations of ignoring the obvious."

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"

"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."

"I do think your problems are serious, Richard. They're just not very interesting."

Paradise Lost: A play in four acts.

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

Minimum-Security Prison

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"You know what? I'm still not interested in Bruce Jenner."

"Nothing personal, but could we break it off right there at the 'moreover'?"

"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"There are no words for the Olympian heights of my dizzying indifference to you."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"I don't understand it. They loved us in Michigan."

"When people here have ideas, they do not bounce them off me."

"I'd speak more if I heard anything worth repeating."

"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."