"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, maitre d', head waiter, head waiters, front of house, service, customer service, seat, seats, seating, table, tables, government, government, politics, political, washington, d.c., washington dc, capitol hill, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american politics, american government, special interests, special interest group, special interest groups, sig, sigs, lobbying, lobbyist, lobbyists, unethical, ethics, corruption, vip, vips, v.i.p., v.i.p.s, very important people, very important person, special, special treatment, preferred treatment, preferential treatmentRepublicans & Constitution
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political party, political parties, american politics, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, constitution, american constitution, we the people, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, correction, corrections, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, correcting, changing, politics, government, american government"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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second amendment, 2nd amendment, constitution, us constitution, united states constitution, bill of rights, gun, guns, gun culture, mass shooting, mass shooting, school shooting, school shootings, handgun, handguns, well-regulated militia, well-regulated militias, militia, militias, antiquated, inexpensive, gun nut, gun nuts, founding fathers, founding father, james madison, thomas jefferson, free state, free states, america, united states, united states of america, usa, shooting, shootings, gun crime, gun violence"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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politics, politician, politicians, senator, senators, representative, representatives, political, speech, speeches, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, voting, vote, votes, voter, voters, constituent, constituents, constituency, people, crowd, crowds, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, washington, american people, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office, officesEntering California
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california, us, usa, america, united states, united states of america, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, hollywood, film star, film stars, movie star, movie stars, famous person, famous people, valet, valets, valet parking, welcome sign, welcome signs, road sign, road signs, privilege, privileged, parkingUncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
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uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, kitchen, quote, quotes, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, presidents, franklin d. roosevelt, fdr, f.d.r., the only thing we have to fear is ear itself, abraham lincoln, a house divided against itself cannot stand, patrick henry, give me liberty or give me death, famous quote, famous quotes"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., court, courts, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court case, court cases, trial of the century, notable, fame, infamous, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fun, interesting, media, press, journalism, impeachment, impeachments, bill clinton, clinton, senate, president, presidents, politics, government, government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, time, next, modern life"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, swing state, swing states, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, seeing other women, man, men, excuse, excuses, fear of commitment, noncommittal"Play it, Sam."
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uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, playing, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, movie, movies, film, films, quote, quotes, famous quote, famous quotes"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."
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america, american, us, u.s., united states, united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american history, history, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, founding fathers, government, governments, american government, politics, thomas jefferson, benjamin franklin, john adams, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, drafting the constitution, drafting the american constitution, draft, drafts, writing, writing the constitution, writing the american constitution, politics, american politics, best, world, patriotism, patriotic, american, americans"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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sleep, sleeping, bed, beds, bedtime, waking up, awake, politics, political party, political parties, government, government, changing sides, changing parties, change, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican party, republican, republicans, psychology, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american politics, change of heart"What about business - which branch is that?"
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, question, questions, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, government, governments, politics, branch, branches, legislative, judicial, executive, business, lobby, lobbies, lobbyist, lobbyists, money, wiseBeltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, capitol hill, washington, washington dc, congress, house of representatives, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, senate, senator, senators, federal, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, inside the beltway, beltway, american politics, business, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, national health board, insurer, insurers, risk pool, risk pool, money, health plan, health plans, health alliance, health alliances, proposal, proposals, insurance premium, insurance premiums, kid, kids, child, children, explanation, explaining, carpool, carpools, car pool, car pools, carpooling, word play, wordplay"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourism, tourist, tourists, american, americans, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, bald eagle, bald eagles, symbol, symbols, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, canadian, canadians, canada, canadian goose, canadian geese, canada goose, canada geese, abroad, international, international travel, going abroad, embarrassed, embarrassing, identity, national identity, politics, government, governments, nationality, nationalitiesSpring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, spring, springtime, signs of spring, sign of spring, season, seasons, seasonal, white house, president, presidents, presidential, socks, bill clinton, clinton, first familiy, first cat, politics, summit, summits, spring summit, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, question, questions, circle of life, food chain, food cycle, death, black humour, black humor, dark humor, dark humours"We've got an early curtain, so you can skip reciting the Constitution between courses."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, pre-theatre, pre-theater, course, courses, recite, reciting, recitation, recitations, constitution, american constitution, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, early, early curtain, curtain time, skip"Perhaps we should provide for the separation of state and entertainment."
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america, american, americans, us, u.s., united states, united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american history, history, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, founding fathers, government, governments, american government, politics, thomas jefferson, benjamin franklin, john adams, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, drafting the constitution, drafting the american constitution, draft, drafts, writing, writing the constitution, writing the american constitution, politics, american politics, separation, separation of the church and state, state, states, entertainment, celebrity, celebrities, famous, star, stars, word play, wordplay"Congressman, you need a junket."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveling, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, democrat, democrats, democratic party, swing state, swing states, election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, american politics, politics, government, governments, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, view, views, political party, political parties"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, raising kids, raising children, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, americans, region, regions, regional, coast, coasts, east coast, west coast, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, la, los angeles, bilingual, bilingualism, mixed, blended, wordplay, word play, modern life"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, constitution, constitutions, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, lady liberty, statue of liberty, liberty, justice, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, witness, witnesses, witness stand, refrain, opinion, opinions, constitutionality, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, confine, politics, government, governments"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city."
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dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, sleeping, bedtime, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, local government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, city, cities, mayor, mayors, city council, city councils