"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"Always the last place you look."
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The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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Country Music Awards
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"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"What's it all about, Alfie?"
"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
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"No, she likes me best!"
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"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."
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BEWARE OF DOG
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The Check in the Mail
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'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'
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"I think I'll let my hair grow."
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"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
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Other Rembrandt Misattributions
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